sassymcgee's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R.I.P Little Guys The rest of the goldfishies have died. We came into work this morning to find the final six floating lifelessly in the bowl. So sad. The funeral is today at 11:00am in the employee bathroom. I have my suspicions that they MIGHT have been accidentally murdered by lack of food... But I'm calling shenanigans. 9:47 a.m. - 2010-07-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did I see the same movie!? I don't get all the confusion. I saw Inception and followed along with it quite easily. I guess people had trouble following it and were confused about the entire movie... What? Maybe it just comes down to the fact that it's too cerebral for some people and THAT'S why they didn't understand it. Actually... I'm surprised I didn't do that. But I didn't this time. And enjoyed a great movie. Surprising. 9:43 a.m. - 2010-07-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heartbroken Geek I hate my low-paying job. I hate it because I couldn't afford to go to Comic-Con and see my boyfriend Joshua Jackson and the rest of the cast of Fringe. Stupid job. Next year I am SOOO going. I don't care if I have to stop drinking to save all year I am GOING! Stupid job. 1:58 p.m. - 2010-07-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She works hard for the money. Sooo hard for it honey. Heigh Ho... Heigh ho... It's off to work I go. I have to work all weekend. I'm SOOOO excited. Yippee. 1:12 p.m. - 2010-07-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. I think the heat is melting my brain today. I cannot think of what I wanted to write about!! So unfortunately you get this lame-ass entry. What? They can't ALL be winners. 11:09 a.m. - 2010-07-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WE'VE GOT SPIRIT YES WE DO! Yesterday I received a text telling me that cheerleading practice for us seniors starts at eight a.m. tomorrow. Needless to say I didn't make it. If I would've known where it WAS I might have actually shown up... It's true. I should've texted back and said I quit. Then there would've been crying and shouting... Good times. 11:17 a.m. - 2010-07-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all scream for ice cream!!! I saw an odd thing today. I witnessed someone CRYING at an ice cream place. It's impossible. Making her sad. Men and all their talking... Blah blah blah. 7:11 p.m. - 2010-07-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MURDERERS!!!!! Hmmmmmm When you try to use goldfish as a centerpiece, isn't it considered fish I thought so. OR when after they were saved from said boiling only to be thrown out of their larger vase by a crazy woman unable to make SLOW turns... Again, MURDER. Luckily all but a few managed to fight for their tiny lives and live at least another day. So luckily the Great Fish Massacre of 2010 had a LOT less victims than originally thought. No thanks to my bosses. Silly fish killing bosses. 8:44 p.m. - 2010-07-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can take your VIEW and shove it where the sun doesn't shine! Ok. I need to rant. I accidentally started watching The View yesterday and frankly Elizabeth Hasselbeck really needs to shut the hell up. Seriously. She was talking about Levi and that Palin chick getting engaged and how HORRIBLE it must be for the Palins because of all the stupid crap he's done... Blah blah BLAH! Now don't get me wrong, I think Levi is a doofus. Stupid pious ass. I know that I'm glad some of MY choices/actions weren't broadcast across the globe... Because I TOO was a doofus. I know... You're stunned.
10:48 a.m. - 2010-07-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I AM a Toys R Us Kid! Am I EVER going to feel like an adult? Because I still say things like "When I grow up...". But is this feeling the norm? Probably. But I think I would STILL feel this way. Then I'll realize how old I really am. Stupid body. 11:36 a.m. - 2010-07-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Upside down. And. Round and Round. I think the paint fumes are affecting my brain. Lately I feel like I am in a fog, like a walking zombie. Except I don't crave brains. My life is turning inside out with all the painting, packing, hauling boxes, the running back and forth between two houses... Cripes. I don't feel like I have a home right now between all the chaos of two places. I'm exhausted. 10:11 a.m. - 2010-07-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not bad meaning bad , but bad meaning GOOD! There it is. I am going to bring back "buggin'". I was listening to Run DMC at work the other day and decided that word needs to be resurrected. I think I might just have to bring back a LOT of old slang. Wouldn't that be DOPE? Word. 12:00 p.m. - 2010-07-12 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Questionable Death My sock died today. While I was working all of a sudden my right sock slid down my leg and laid around my ankle like a wet noodle. I call shenanigans. Maybe it committed suicide. Or maybe it was sick for a long time. It's too late now. 4:18 p.m. - 2010-07-10 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I now know why red is associated with HELL! YESSSSSS! One room painted, only about 100 more rooms to go. Grrr. 3:58 p.m. - 2010-07-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Demon Children, Idiot Parents. What. I was watching Good Morning America yesterday when this story came on about a grandmother who spanked her grandchildren for misbehaving and not listening to her. That's not the bad part. What annoyed me was the parents. They were angry that the grandmother DARED to raise a hand to their kids. That's understandable...I guess. But the effing annoying part is that they said the kids were "traumatized" and now the entire family is in counseling. Really!!?? Traumatized? MAYBE they should be a BIT more strict and rigid. Act like it. 9:53 a.m. - 2010-07-07 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Movin' on up! To the East side... Well the craziness has started. I am in the process of moving all my crapola to another location. And I'm thinking about leaving most of it behind. Well mostly because I'm lazy and don't want to pack up all this crap. Seriously, where did all of this stuff come FROM? Only a month of this bull. Yeah. Crap. 11:17 a.m. - 2010-07-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a LITTLE bit crazy...I know. It's a shocker. I am such a freak. I cannot eat Skittles(or M&Ms, Lifesavers...you get my point) without organizing them into flavors/colors before eating them. I TOLD you I was a freak. I pore them into my hand and first I eat the uneven colors to even out the color ratio. THEN I eat them individually from least to most favorite to make sure that I have the best flavor/color for last. And I've tried to just eat them at random... But that's just wrong. I need help. 7:38 p.m. - 2010-07-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Baby, My pants would look GREAT on your floor. Blech. Oh drunkeness. Why do we do this to ourselves? I had a couple of adult beverages last night with a couple of friends last night. Basically just common sense. I think if I want to socialize I'll stick to just hanging out with my friends and family. Then the only cheese I would have to deal with would be on a sandwich. 2:15 p.m. - 2010-06-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A VERY unladylike dilemma Ugh. Last night was HORRIBLE!! Luckily I haven't had to sprint to the bathroom in awhile. I am SUCH a risk taker. Pfffft. 5:13 p.m. - 2010-06-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I feel like Rip Van Friggin' Winkle I'm supposed to go walking after work today. That is SOOO not going to happen. I am sleepy. I know this because I've been up for three hours, walked to work(which takes about 20 minutes), had plenty of caffeine and I know that I could STILL go back to sleep if I was allowed. Definitely NOT the norm. Stinking job. 9:41 a.m. - 2010-06-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Birthday...WHAT birthday!? My birthday was last week. And I had nothing planned. I love my birthday. It's truly MY day and I USED to treat it as such. This year? NOTHING. Is it because I'm almost forty? I'm afraid the answer to those questions is YES. Stupid getting older. 10:04 a.m. - 2010-06-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women shopping at Whores R Us!? Okay ladies. It's time for another talk. So sit down, grab an adult beverage and listen to this harsh reality. These god-forsaken, crazy-ass high, stiletto heels make you look like whores. Sorry. There really isn't ONE redeeming quality about seven-inch heels. Unless you WANT to be a whore. Then...good job. Honestly... The truth sucks, I know. Oh and if by chance someone tries to attack you, these shoes make it SO much easier to catch you. I GUESS you could try to fall and stab the attacker with your shoe... But only if you don't knock yourself out from the high fall caused by your shoes in the first place. Remember these shoes were designed by MEN because they have NO IDEA what it's like in these monsters. So get out of Crazytown and go back to shoes you can walk in for the love of GOD!!!! 12:36 p.m. - 2010-06-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Technology for iDiots I saw on TV a man from Texas pitch a tent to wait in line for the new iPhone... It doesn't come out until next WEEK. Shouldn't someone have told him that there is a 90% chance the new phone won't work correctly? Silly men. 1:53 p.m. - 2010-06-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello. My name is Gigantor. You killed my brother. Prepare to die. Remember last month a tiny little moth nearly scared me to death? Well his gigantic brother tried to eat me the other night. Blech. Needless to say we couldn't kill it... It would've been too squishy. So after trying to entice it out the window(and lots of girl-like screams) with no success, we left the light on, shut our bedroom doors and went to bed. My first thought after that worked? Why didn't we think of THAT last night!? Stupid Sassymcgee. 11:03 a.m. - 2010-06-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who DOESN'T want to punch a teenager in the face!? I saw this on CNN yesterday. A Seattle police officer punched a woman in the face after she attacked him while he was attempting to arrest her friend, who was also fighting with the policeman. The newscasters were in an uproar... I think that's ridiculous. It was obvious on the tape that the two TEENAGE girls were physically attacking him...He was getting hit and pushed until he did what he had to do. And they STILL continued to resist him. Last time I checked it was against the law to assault a police officer. All this because the little brat wouldn't stop when the police officer told her to stop JAYWALKING... Yeeeeaaaah. Jaywalking. No wonder people think teenagers are annoying brats. 6:08 p.m. - 2010-06-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mutha Effin' Oil Spill Okay. I have something to say. OBAMA DID NOT CAUSE THE OIL SPILL SO STOP BLAMING HIM FOR IT!!!!! "Oh he didn't respond fast enough. He sucks." Whine whine WHINE!!! I am literally getting sick of hearing people bitch and moan about the President. And asking Kevin Costner(?) for help... Maybe we should ask Paris Hilton for the answer. Maybe she's secretly a Mensa member. I think my head just exploded. 5:23 p.m. - 2010-06-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Autographs anyone? I did it. I submitted a short story for a contest where I might actually win. But I'm not holding my breath. At least I didn't sabotage myself like I tend to do. But I'm done with that now. Seriously, when did I become an adult? Stupid growing up. 2:02 p.m. - 2010-06-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just call me Godzilla...Rawr. I just about had a heart attack this morning. A friggin' moth attacked me this morning as I was disrobing to get in the shower. Okay so it wasn't trying to attack me... It just wanted to be on my naked self. Needless to say Mothra didn't make it. Silly Mothra. 4:32 p.m. - 2010-05-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Sassymcgee whine session... Crap. I went for a walk the other day and my legs are all achy and junk. I probably should just suck it up and go to the doctor. Crap. Crap-CRAP! 8:17 p.m. - 2010-05-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn Wacko Scrapbookers! Hmph. Me and the sis were looking at this scrap-booking blog the other day to get some ideas for the craft/office/art studio room. And it scared me a tad. Because some of the people on there are WEIRD. They were friggin' talking about how they love to dress their cats, how they spend all day in that little room, etc. It's no wonder that I absolutely HATE scrap-booking... My hatred is a TAD odd because of my love of painting and junk like that. It's making me annoyed just thinking about it. Grrrrr. 3:35 p.m. - 2010-05-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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