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Eau de Ass

My god the stench that filled my house last night was DISGUSTING!! I could not figure out where it was coming from or what it was. Just as I was falling asleep, a waft of the assiness would assault my nostrils and then no sleepy for me. The assiness smelled something like sweaty dirty fat man, dead skunk and rotten eggs with a bit of backed-up sewer thrown in the combo. And yes I do clean myself and my house, which is why I can't figure out where it came from!!
Who knows...it might still might be in the house, but I wouldn't know: I've been here all day. I might have gotten used to the smell...
Who am I kidding! That smell was AWFUL!
there's no way I got used to that.
But just in case I'll do the dishes in the sink and take out the trash...

Because I sure don't want to come home to that smell after working all night.

Ever.Again.

Blech.


1:42 p.m. - 2009-07-30

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