sassymcgee's Diaryland Diary

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2011-05-03 - This pacifist is through with this lynch-mob mentality in this country.
2011-05-02 - Please please PLEASE let me have this place!
2011-04-30 - Another change in the air
2011-04-28 - Finally! Oh thoust brightest of suns...
2011-04-26 - Trying to tap into my inner Rachel Zoe
2011-04-22 - Isn't EVERY day Earth Day?
2011-04-19 - Conductor Schmuctor.
2011-04-17 - It's a fam-ily tradition...
2011-04-14 - To the parents of the patted-down six-year-old
2011-04-12 - Baby Herman really exists!!!
2011-04-10 - Everybody's Smiling...Sunshine Da-ay!
2011-04-09 - Tired and Giving Up
2011-03-26 - An inner thought of a geekette
2011-03-22 - I love ebay so much I'm thinking of marrying it.
2011-03-18 - Everything must come to an end...dang it.
2011-03-17 - Dream a little dream of...
2011-03-16 - Bosses Schmosses
2011-03-14 - A Dear John letter
2011-03-12 - Mmmmmm. Beeeeeer.
2011-03-11 - Earthquakes and tsunamis...Oh my!
2011-03-10 - WHAT is that SMELL?!
2011-03-08 - No! I KNOW winter isn't over so stop getting my hopes up NATURE!
2011-03-06 - In PERSON? You're crazy!! I'll talk to you tomorrow on Facebook...
2011-03-05 - It's winter bitches...W-I-N-T-E-R.
2011-03-04 - I read. Then I peed. Then I read some more...
2011-03-03 - My mouth will ALWAYS water for pepper...
2011-02-27 - Rounding out the crappiness that was my week...
2011-02-26 - Crappy Week: Part One.
2011-02-15 - Cat Hats: A new way to be a douche.
2011-02-12 - Hello. My name is Assymcgee.
2011-02-10 - Nobody's gonna hold me down. Oh no. I've got to keep on movin'...
2011-02-06 - It's all good from Diego to tha Bay...
2011-02-05 - Snowpocalypse 2011
2011-02-04 - The McGee Studio
2011-02-03 - Eek!
2011-02-02 - Secret Female Dog?
2011-02-01 - Okay! WHO keeps asking for SNOW!?
2011-01-31 - The REAL reason there's childhood obesity
2011-01-26 - Spaztastic Dancing
2011-01-24 - We are the world...does that mean the world is insane?
2011-01-22 - Someday is even Tetris gonna kill me?
2011-01-21 - No paint-by-the-numbers for ME
2011-01-20 - Can't we all just get along? Please?
2011-01-19 - Giddyup boys...
2011-01-18 - And I thought Hanson was bad...
2011-01-17 - Abe...
2011-01-16 - Big style in a small town
2011-01-14 - Eventually we will become blobs of political correctness if we don't stop...
2011-01-12 - Another stupid side effect from the surgery
2011-01-10 - The McGee Tranformation: 2011 Edition.
2010-12-22 - My dentist rocks the casbah today.
2010-12-21 - Procrastination is my middle name!!!
2010-12-19 - Does anyone know what this season is about anymore!?
2010-12-16 - My body hates me.
2010-12-15 - Here comes Sassy Claus! Right down Sassy Claus Lane!
2010-12-14 - It's hard to believe but even I'M not perfect.
2010-12-06 - I LIKE to confuse my MP3 player
2010-12-01 - It IS December people!!
2010-11-30 - Picasso I am SOOOO not
2010-11-29 - 20th Reunion Party Part Four
2010-11-26 - No praying to the porcelain god...at least for ME
2010-11-24 - I don't WANT to be bored and have to do magic tonight!!!!
2010-11-23 - Counting down the hours and minutes 'til my freedom
2010-11-21 - One reason why I donate time to the Humane Society
2010-11-19 - 'Arry Potta
2010-11-18 - Bah Humbug.
2010-11-17 - Did I hear SOMETHING about a wedding??
2010-11-16 - Hi. His name is Douche and he likes to say stupid things..
2010-11-14 - In the immortal words of Steven Tyler...Dream On. Dream On
2010-11-13 - Come on baby DON'T light my fire
2010-11-11 - When did I decide THIS is the life I want???
2010-11-09 - Endorphins can just suck IT!
2010-11-08 - Stand Up for Cheeseburgers!!!
2010-11-06 - To all the melancholy who can't pull themselves out of the quagmire
2010-11-05 - If it looks like a Ginkgo and sways like a Ginkgo...
2010-11-04 - What I'd be like on crack...I think...
2010-11-03 - Psycho get out of my USA shirt before you jinx the country and it breaks apart...
2010-11-01 - Cut the bullshit!!!
2010-10-29 - Wow. Didn't expect THAT.
2010-10-27 - I almost visited Oz yesterday!!
2010-10-26 - That's what I said.
2010-10-24 - Okay. Who replaced my mirror with a funhouse mirror?
2010-10-23 - I'm older and I have better insurance.
2010-10-22 - Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
2010-10-21 - Can I punch a commercial in the face?
2010-10-20 - I see stupid people...
2010-10-18 - The Cleveland Sucky-Sucks
2010-10-16 - It's time for people to act like idiots and sluts! Yay.
2010-10-15 - Fifteen pounds of grossness.
2010-10-14 - This spring chicken is about to expire.
2010-10-11 - OMG this is SO irritating...GAWD!
2010-10-10 - Meg.
2010-10-09 - Snooty-Ass So-Called Friends? No thanks.
2010-10-08 - Kappa Kappa Kappa! Can I help help help ya?
2010-10-06 - Freedom of Speech? Or freedom to be an asshole?
2010-10-04 - O Captain my Captain!
2010-10-02 - I've only watched it 12,379 times!
2010-10-01 - L-l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-ser...again.
2010-09-30 - For the love of Rose STOP!!!
2010-09-29 - Another one bites the dust.
2010-09-27 - Shove your working out where the sun don't shine
2010-09-26 - To the coolest grandpa EVER!
2010-09-26 - Grown-Up Freak OUT!!
2010-09-26 - NOT a fond memory...
2010-09-26 - Germ-a-phobes Beware!!!!
2010-09-25 - Groove IS in the heart
2010-09-23 - The New Oedipus Complex
2010-09-21 - No Spuds for this chick.
2010-09-20 - The 55 year old and up overly-tan, skanky-dressed woman festival
2010-09-18 - Now I live in a neighborhood with an ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!
2010-09-17 - Home sweet...where's my home? I seem to have lost it somewhere.
2010-09-16 - Cover bands, mullets and beer oh my!
2010-09-15 - Ummmmm...I honestly don't know.
2010-09-14 - Et tu BACON!?
2010-09-13 - Goodbye delicious fat-kid food...I'll miss you!
2010-09-12 - The difference between the devil and a politician? You know what you're getting with the devil.
2010-09-11 - Drunken shenanigans
2010-09-09 - A man like that would NEVER fall for ME...
2010-09-08 - Another ole' fa-shun book burnin' in the U.S. of A y'all!
2010-09-05 - Oh where O where did my entry go?
2010-09-02 - Sufferin' Succatash!!!
2010-08-30 - Dungeons are nicer than THIS basement!!!
2010-08-28 - One House Two House White House Brown House
2010-08-25 - Yumminess
2010-08-24 - Vacation. All I ever wanted. Vacation. Having to get away!
2010-08-23 - See this movie!!!
2010-08-20 - Definition of a writer? I hope not.
2010-08-19 - Thimpot. Snugglemize.
2010-08-17 - Shove your jeggings up your ASS...oh they already ARE.
2010-08-16 - Awwwwwww...
2010-08-15 - Get in my belly!!!
2010-08-14 - A hero? I don't think so!
2010-08-12 - Attack of The Gigantic, Icky, Killer Bugs
2010-08-10 - The Woman in Black
2010-08-09 - Shop of Horrors!!!
2010-08-08 - Whack-a-clown!
2010-08-07 - Viva Las Vegas!!!
2010-08-06 - An Act-Like-A-Grown-Up Day
2010-08-05 - Whoa. I need to slowly back away from the knives...
2010-08-04 - Guuurrl, you better WORK!!!
2010-08-03 - A Stalker's Early Years?
2010-08-02 - Superfreak! Superfreak! She's super freaky awwww!
2010-08-01 - Worst night EVER!
2010-07-29 - R.I.P Little Guys
2010-07-27 - Did I see the same movie!?
2010-07-26 - Heartbroken Geek
2010-07-23 - She works hard for the money. Sooo hard for it honey.
2010-07-22 - Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
2010-07-20 - WE'VE GOT SPIRIT YES WE DO!
2010-07-18 - We all scream for ice cream!!!
2010-07-17 - MURDERERS!!!!!
2010-07-15 - You can take your VIEW and shove it where the sun doesn't shine!
2010-07-14 - I AM a Toys R Us Kid!
2010-07-13 - Upside down. And. Round and Round.
2010-07-12 - Not bad meaning bad , but bad meaning GOOD! There it is.
2010-07-10 - A Questionable Death
2010-07-09 - I now know why red is associated with HELL!
2010-07-07 - Demon Children, Idiot Parents.
2010-07-05 - Movin' on up! To the East side...
2010-07-03 - I'm a LITTLE bit crazy...I know. It's a shocker.
2010-06-27 - Hey Baby, My pants would look GREAT on your floor. Blech.
2010-06-24 - A VERY unladylike dilemma
2010-06-23 - I feel like Rip Van Friggin' Winkle
2010-06-21 - Birthday...WHAT birthday!?
2010-06-20 - Why are women shopping at Whores R Us!?
2010-06-19 - Technology for iDiots
2010-06-18 - Hello. My name is Gigantor. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
2010-06-17 - Who DOESN'T want to punch a teenager in the face!?
2010-06-16 - Mutha Effin' Oil Spill
2010-06-05 - Autographs anyone?
2010-05-20 - Just call me Godzilla...Rawr.
2010-05-18 - The Sassymcgee whine session...
2010-05-17 - Damn Wacko Scrapbookers!
2010-05-14 - Are we ACTUALLY going through this bullcrap!?
2010-05-06 - Superstitious I am
2010-05-04 - No I don't want to see your Millenium Falcon...
2010-05-01 - Oh the Old Days...Good Times. Good Times
2010-04-29 - What DOES an American look like?
2010-04-28 - Walking Corpse
2010-04-26 - Hey Sandman...Where Are YOU!?
2010-04-25 - Monica Lewinsky: The Next Generations
2010-04-22 - Al Gore just threw up in his mouth a bit...
2010-04-20 - Pull ova! This is the fashion police!
2010-04-18 - Oh the things I still learn from the pops...
2010-04-16 - Why no, I wouldn't like to be a Pepper too
2010-04-15 - Eureka! I discovered a new illness!
2010-04-13 - WE WERE THE GATORS...THE MIGHTY MIGHTY GATORS!!!
2010-04-10 - Grimace! Stop stealing my shampoo!!
2010-04-09 - Effin' Palinphobia!
2010-04-08 - Maurice WHO?
2010-04-07 - What is this \"film\" you speak of?
2010-03-12 - The Great Hepburn Theory
2010-03-05 - Snooze-a-lot late night...
2010-02-22 - \"It's a sunshine da-ay...\"
2010-02-14 - I've got to find Dr. Evil and get my mojo BACK!!!
2010-02-08 - Does snow make people stupiderer?
2010-02-07 - I must REALLY love that Christmas spirit
2010-02-06 - I'm in the dictionary!!!!
2010-01-29 - I need Mamamcgee's chicken noodle soup STAT!
2010-01-27 - Haircutting Mo' Fo'
2010-01-26 - Whatcha talkin' about 1995?
2010-01-21 - The Helen Keller Driving Institute
2010-01-19 - Can someone just invent a replicator already!?
2010-01-15 - \"That's the state of the world today...\"
2010-01-14 - Give me some funk...
2010-01-13 - Help! I've fallen and my lazy ass doesn't want to get up!
2010-01-10 - Duck and Mouse: The TRUE story?
2010-01-09 - Chocolat 2: Electric Boogaloo
2010-01-06 - These bones say thanks...
2010-01-05 - Cabin Fever is in effect and warping my brain...
2010-01-03 - WARNING!!! This movie COULD distort your perception...
2010-01-02 - What am I going to do with my Sundays now!?
2010-01-01 - Scarlet and Grey all the way!