sassymcgee's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I see stupid people... I have to chuckle at the Tweedledums of the world. First I want to laugh angrily at the Yale frat boys chanting about rape in front of the freshman girls dorm. Morons. Then I want to surprise laugh at Mrs. Clarence Thomas for the STUPID letter written to Anita Hill asking her to apologize for what she did. Maybe Mrs. Thomas agrees with the frat boys' mentality. Then I want to hysterically laugh at all the government officials who are not letting gays and lesbians fight for their country. I think some are protesting too much. My stomach hurts. ALMOST as much as my head does from all the idiocy. Ouch. 12:39 p.m. - 2010-10-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cleveland Sucky-Sucks Work has midterm break this weekend so I'm on my last day a FOUR day weekend. Sometimes life is just AWESOME. And sometimes things, or the BROWNS and BUCKEYES, try to make your weekend less awesome. I think I need to find another team to cheer. I want to root for a team that actually wins... Like gaining a yard or two. Or being able to have possession of the ball for an entire four downs. GOD! And now OSU is losing!? Damn suck-ass sports teams. GRRRRR. 9:46 a.m. - 2010-10-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's time for people to act like idiots and sluts! Yay. Today is the start of the Halloween parties. And I'm not really excited about ANY of them. I have never been one for dressing up in a costume. Plus, it's difficult to find a costume that NOT slutty. No joke. MAYBE later if I feel like it I'll make a half-ass attempt at a costume. But I doubt it. Stupid Halloween. 11:42 a.m. - 2010-10-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fifteen pounds of grossness. Americans are ridiculous sometimes. We have places where they encourage people to literally try to eat a 15lb burger(or some other kind of gigantic food item) in under so many minutes. I was watching this show on the Travel Channel which showed establishments around the country that had these kind of contests and I couldn't help but think... Why? I ask because when I go somewhere to eat I want to ENJOY my food... When did we become so self-absorbed that we have these places when there are people in OUR OWN COUNTRY who can't feed their families!? Just another moment for selfish, rude people. Maybe a stupid t-shirt that says "I ate the WHOLE thing at Bubba's!" IS a sign of pride... But I doubt it. 1:21 p.m. - 2010-10-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This spring chicken is about to expire. I found out something today. I found out that I am getting too OLD to go to a club and watch a band on a school night. I saw Papa Roach at this smaller venue and let me tell you... And at one time I would've LOVED to see a band in a club. But that was a long time ago. I am SO spoiled when I go to a concert My body today even threatened to break up with me if I even TRIED to exercise after work. So I am officially giving up going out on school nights. I don't want to be sans body. That would be bad. 6:59 p.m. - 2010-10-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG this is SO irritating...GAWD! I want to be deaf sometimes. Then I won't have to hear the stupid teenage mom that works with me speak. "That irritates me." She says that after EVERY stinking sentence. No joke. I asked her today if there was anything she DIDN"T find irritating... I wonder if she realizes she says that SOOOO much. Probably not. Stupid teenagers. 4:50 p.m. - 2010-10-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meg. I'm going to do something I NEVER do in here. I'm going to use a real name. Meg is one of my best friends. I love Meg. But I'm not sure if I CAN write songs. I don't play an instrument. I'm all about trying though. Another twist to this strange weekend. I'm exhausted. Seriously. 12:08 p.m. - 2010-10-10 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Snooty-Ass So-Called Friends? No thanks. I went to the homecoming festivities. And some of the people were exactly like I thought they were going to be... Coldly polite and all judge-y. But some were just as cool as I remembered them. Jackasses. Now that's thankfully over it's time to get ready to see a band with my COOL friends. Friends that laugh WITH me and not secretly AT me.
6:30 p.m. - 2010-10-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kappa Kappa Kappa! Can I help help help ya? I chopped all my hair off. Well the beautician did. I went from hair halfway down my back to above my shoulders. True story. Really what this is all about is the fact that it's my alma mater's homecoming this weekend and I'm going to see a LOT of my old sorority sisters. But whatever. It will still be nice to see them. Even if one of them is a gorgeous semi-famous newscaster. Maybe I'll skip it after all. Sigh. 5:08 p.m. - 2010-10-08 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Freedom of Speech? Or freedom to be an asshole? Okay. When does freedom of speech become harassment? When someone buries their son only to be bombarded by religious zealots? I am a huge proponent of free speech. What happened to common decency? I think certain people are so stuck on what THEY think is right or wrong and trying to force their opinions down others' throats that they are losing their humanity, their respectfulness. All for something/someone that MIGHT not exist. Maybe the Snyder family should sue this group for harassment and emotional distress. And maybe they will find some peace and stop those bottom-feeders in their tracks.
9:18 a.m. - 2010-10-06 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O Captain my Captain! Went to the Browns game yesterday. I am SUCH a good luck charm for them. Why is it when you tailgate one seems to think it's a good idea to drink an entire bottle of Captain Morgan? Oh not you? Let's just say that bottle o' booze made sitting outside in overcast 52 degree weather seem comfy and NOT freezing. Well at least for about two hours. Lucky for me we were home by 8pm. Needless to say I'm a tad sleepy today. Stupid adult beverages. 4:19 p.m. - 2010-10-04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've only watched it 12,379 times! Back to the Future marathon on TV. Sweet. I love love LOVE the first one... But I won't... Another talent that I'm not using. I'm SUCH a slacker. 4:05 p.m. - 2010-10-02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- L-l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-ser...again. I haven't won ANY of the writing contests I have entered. But am I giving up? NO. This is a turning point for me... Well to be fair I ALSO wanted to be Cinderella, a dancer, Princess Leia and those didn't work out so well. So I'll just keep writing and hopefully someday I'll get to be a published writer. Stupid dreams. 5:47 p.m. - 2010-10-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the love of Rose STOP!!! Ok. I like Betty White as much as the next person... I get it. But she is literally ev-ery-where. Then she won't be as funny. And that would be sad. 5:53 p.m. - 2010-09-30 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another one bites the dust. He's leaving today. He's moving across the country for a better paying job. But now it's too late. I am such a dumbass. Seriously. 9:31 a.m. - 2010-09-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shove your working out where the sun don't shine I realize that exercise is for skinny people and NOT short women with bootyliciousness. I do NOT feel energized afterwards... There's no peppiness... I think gyms and trainers just make that junk up so they can get fatty mcfattensteins like me to spend their money. Big fat liarheads.
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