sassymcgee's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The McGee Tranformation: 2011 Edition. Wow. 1. Christmas Eve. 2. My stupid teeth. My back molar has been KILLING me forever(at least it seems like) and I am finally getting it and five others tootheses taken care of tomorrow. Stupid sassymcgee. Now I'm just sitting here getting a bit more nervous as the day goes on. 3. Lack of funds. I am currently the poorest I have been in a LOOOOONNNNNG time. Keep your fingers crossed. 4. My no-resolutions resolution. This is going well. I'm back to going to the gym and have slowly started to ween myself off the cola(can't drink that when I'm spending a small fortune on the teeth!Stupid weak enamel.). And yes. 5. Mens. The weirdest of all. I have all these options all of a sudden. And I'm quite enjoying it to tell you the truth. I must be getting my mojo back. Look out 2011. 12:33 p.m. - 2011-01-10 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dentist rocks the casbah today. Well I FINALLY went to the dentist to fix my tooth dilemma. And I am going to be having some major crap done to fix some of my issues. Not looking forward to the pain but AM looking forward to being able to get this fixed. So that's been on my mind most of the time lately. How can I stop this pain? Hopefully January 4 it will be the beginning of the end. Eek! 1:43 p.m. - 2010-12-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Procrastination is my middle name!!! Ummmmmmmmmmm.... Is it bad that it's Tuesday and I haven't gotten around to my Christmas cards yet? Dang it. I have just had soooo much to do lately that Christmas cards are way at the bottom of the list. Oh well. Stupid me for waiting until the last minute. 10:36 a.m. - 2010-12-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know what this season is about anymore!? I went shopping yesterday. The Saturday BEFORE Christmas. What is it with people being soooo rude during this time of year? My sister was trying to find a parking spot and this jackass almost backed into her and wouldn't stop because he thought she was trying to steal his spot... Which she wasn't. We were just trying to get out of that circus of a parking lot. Thank god. It was a ghost town compared to the shopping hell we had just been through. But I'm still thinking about the rudeness, the lack of respect. I feel almost resigned to the callousness. And that makes me sadder than anything else. That was crushed long ago. Even now when someone acts a certain way I have NO reason to think they are lying to me or aren't who they seem so when the blinders come off I'm a tad hurt by them. But then I am exactly who I say I am. Because if I'm not myself then nobody I get to know will really like me for the gooey mushy inner ME. And then my life would be a lie. And that's just not an option. 3:57 p.m. - 2010-12-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My body hates me. My GAWD!!!!!! My tooth is a killin'!!!!!! But NOOOOOOOOO! My stupid body decided that this tooth just HAD to hurt NOW. I bet all this devil exercise caused all this upheaval. Stupid exercise messing up stuff. 9:19 a.m. - 2010-12-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here comes Sassy Claus! Right down Sassy Claus Lane! Today I sent a gift to a complete stranger... It was the best gift I've ever given. I bought a ship-to-shore calling card and sent it to some random armed forces person. Not the personal touch I was looking for. Don't get me wrong... Luckily for me I don't know anybody that's overseas at the moment. But it sucks because I KNOW that the troops LOVE care packages. They would reaaaallly love mine too. I'm a kick-ass gift giver. True story. 1:26 p.m. - 2010-12-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's hard to believe but even I'M not perfect. In the time I've been sick I've had time to think... And I've come up with this list. What I need to do to stop being a tard. 1. Suck it up and go to the dentist. No matter how much I wish it, I will probably NOT win the lottery. 2. Exercise even though I believe that exercise was created by the devil. Plus I'm sick of wearing ugly clothes. Fat girls don't deserve pretty things according to the fashion world. 3. Learn to love myself because honestly nobody else does at this moment. And I don't mean family. They have to. It's the law...or something like that. 4. Stop whining about crap I can't change. Most people are tards and it's a big waste of energy. I will forget this one...I'm 99.99999% sure of it. 5. Get a good night's sleep. It's fun and really makes me feel better...who knew? 6. Take care of the crap I have because I sure can't afford anything else right now...stupid job. 7. Get out of the house and stop being a recluse. Just because it's winter and I'm not at my best is no excuse. I need fun in my life dang it! 8. Bake something and make everybody eat said goodies. I need some laughs. 9. Answer those stupid unavailable phone calls. I'm only avoiding the inevitable. Time for some adultness. 10. And finally, get ORGANIZED already. I'm tired of not finding stuff. There's more about following my dreams... Blah blah blah. Maybe I should get sick more frequently... Nah. 9:19 a.m. - 2010-12-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I LIKE to confuse my MP3 player I had a convo the other day about my taste in music. Some people don't understand the variety of my taste. Just not EVERYTHING. I think Bieber Beiber, whatever his name, is a joke... Whatever kid. I find myself liking Rap less and less... Which to me equals BORING. I will pretty much pick a rock song over anything else... Only a scratchy throat. Time for a workout. Guess what I'm NOT going to listen to? 4:54 p.m. - 2010-12-06 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It IS December people!! It's snowing outside at this moment. The snow is actually falling very lightly and looks quite pretty. And I have never heard SOOOO much complaining. In a month 31 degrees will seem balmy. What are these kids going to do THEN? Oh the humanity. Silly college students. 12:38 p.m. - 2010-12-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Picasso I am SOOOO not I have a month to create something AWESOME for an art show on campus. I'm PRETTY sure that I'm going to do a watercolor. I think I'm screwed. Seriously. 7:37 p.m. - 2010-11-30 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20th Reunion Party Part Four This weekend was EXHAUSTING!! I need a vacay to recover from my weekend. A birthday celebracion. A holiday where I sat around like a LUMP all day... Ohio State vs. Michigan where OSU kicked some serious wolverine boot-ay AGAIN! ANOTHER birthday get together which mainly involved food food and MORE food. A class reunion get-together. I'm glad that I'm back to work. I can't BELIEVE I just said that. 6:31 p.m. - 2010-11-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No praying to the porcelain god...at least for ME Wednesday night ended being a good night. The birthday girl was drunker than drunk but she disappeared before I could EVEN worry about her. Overall a fun night. And I am glad I didn't listen to myself and went anyway. Bonus... ALWAYS good times. 12:33 p.m. - 2010-11-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't WANT to be bored and have to do magic tonight!!!! Today is Thanksgiving Eve. It's also my friend's birthday. So there is a 150% chance that adult beverages will be consumed tonight. And I am just not feeling it. There is also going to be friends I haven't seen in YEARS out and about tonight... And I don't want to go out. Because I know that at some point the birthday girl will want to go to this one bar to hear this certain band. Who are really good actually. The problem lies in the fact that I will be ignored eventually because I don't quite know her friends and honestly, think some of them are jackasses. Hence the boredom. Or I'll become the "mom" of the group and have to take care of three obnoxious drunk women. Good times. But I promised to go with them. Besides... I can just do a "Houdini" later if I'm not having fun. *A Houdini is when you just leave without telling anyone you're leaving. To magically disappear...like HOUDINI.* They'll be too busy with The OTHERS. Pffft. 5:51 p.m. - 2010-11-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Counting down the hours and minutes 'til my freedom I don't want to be here anymore. Right this moment I am at work and I will be here until about 7:30 tonight. Yeeeeaaaaah. It could be worse though. STILL don't want to be here though. Stupid need for money to survive. 11:39 a.m. - 2010-11-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One reason why I donate time to the Humane Society I woke up this morning and I had this deep thought while still all cozy under the covers: We, meaning ALL humans, are inherently cruel to animals and we REALLY don't care or see it. Take fishing for example. Those fishies are just swimming around, hanging with their homies when they see food dangling tantalizingly in front of them. Doesn't that sound awesome? A co-worker was telling me about when he and his brothers were kids they would throw apples at cows' heads because it was funny. They assured us that the cows never felt it and it didn't hurt them. But how in the WORLD would they know that for sure? I've known people who kill cats and other small animals because they knew they could and/or they just plain hate them. I fricking HATE birds but I don't throw them in a bag and beat them. And that happened years ago. Even zoos, to an extent, are cruel. Some of animals ruled their land... I suspect as I get older I will be eating less and less meat. And all this before I even had caffeine. 1:30 p.m. - 2010-11-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Arry Potta I am so geeking out today. I am going to see Harry Potter tonight and I am excited because I get to see it with friends that want to see it even MORE than me. I'm hoping they are in costume BUT I don't want to get my hopes up. But MAN they are such the geeks to do something like that. I mean I think it's great that people get SOOOOO excited about something that they feel like a costume is a good idea for a movie. I'm just not one of those people. But I will laugh and use a horrible British accent when I see them in Hogwarts robes. God I hope hope HOPE they are in costume. That would make my NIGHT!! 3:40 p.m. - 2010-11-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bah Humbug. Ugh. Today has been one of those days that makes me want to just crawl into bed and forget it ever happened. Psst!! Hey Fif! I am going to do a list of WHY this day thou-st suckth. 1. I have felt completely frazzled and discombobulated all day. At least there is booze at the "party". I CAN find the silver lining in anything. Yay me. 5:08 p.m. - 2010-11-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did I hear SOMETHING about a wedding?? This is going to be a LOOOOONNNNNG winter if I have to hear about Prince William's engagement every other minute. I get it. But seriously? The media just keeps repeating the same interview over and over and over and over AGAIN. Is this how it's like for all you over there in England? Let's hope they get married SOON. PLEASE. 11:22 a.m. - 2010-11-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi. His name is Douche and he likes to say stupid things.. Oh for crying out loud. Another jackass makes the news and people are calling him a hero. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH! He told airport security that he wasn't going to allow them to search his person. Ummmm I think HE'S been arrested instead. Dickhead. Those pat downs and screenings are for national security so that 9/11 doesn't happen again. Not to inconvenience passengers. I know that when I fly I am ALL about the security. Want me to take off my shoes? Done. Want me to take only four ounces of shampoo and other toiletries? No problem. Need to pat me down? Where do I need to go? I want to feel safe on airplanes and NOT have to worry if the dude across the aisle has a tainted whatever that can kill everyone on the plane. So this tard needs to shut the hell up and let security do their damn job. Douche. 12:21 p.m. - 2010-11-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the immortal words of Steven Tyler...Dream On. Dream On I had a dream last night that I was in the middle of an air raid. It was a beautiful, cloudless fall day. Then the explosions started. Luckily I didn't dream about people dying in front of me, I was more worried about getting out of there. We jumped in the car and i grabbed a blanket and put it over my head... I have NO idea what that dream means. Guess I'll have to buy a dream interpretation book to figure it out. 9:04 p.m. - 2010-11-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come on baby DON'T light my fire Me and the sis were driving around looking for a dining room table and chairs when we saw this massive amount of smoke. Not even close. It turns out there was a fire advisory in our area(since it's been SO unseasonably warm) and the ditches on this one property just caught on fire and were burning when we drove past. It was THAT dry out. It was weird. I live in Ohio. EVER. We were wondering what one would use to put it out. No idea. Now I know how Californians feel. Eek. 12:42 p.m. - 2010-11-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When did I decide THIS is the life I want??? I had a dream where I made fun of myself. I woke up this morning and thought about it. I have no place of my own, no children, not even an "adult" job. And I'm not EVEN going to talk about my appearance... And I really have no idea WHY I am sabotaging myself so completely. I just know I deserve more from myself. I just need to kick myself in the ass and do it. Starting today.
1:39 p.m. - 2010-11-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Endorphins can just suck IT! I worked out today. And I've never realized how MUCH parts of me jiggle that SHOULDN'T jiggle. I felt kinda ridiculous... Humph. But I'll go back and do this stupid class. I need to lose some girth. 7:38 p.m. - 2010-11-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stand Up for Cheeseburgers!!! When are we going to stand up and tell government to suck it? Because frankly, I've about had it. How dare they tell me that trans fats are bad so they are going to just make them illegal. I'll eat bad food if I want. And now they are looking at fast food joints because the government says they're targeting children. So? Last time I checked kids didn't have jobs. Leave the parenting to the parents please. I thought this country was run on a democracy where I had the freedom to eat a juicy bacon-filled cheeseburger if I chose. Like impeding people's civil rights. You're really good at THAT. 12:42 p.m. - 2010-11-08 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To all the melancholy who can't pull themselves out of the quagmire I've been reading some entries on here. Entries about how people just can't find anything that makes them happy. I've been there and I feel for you. But this quote says it best: "People live the lives they want." And I tend to agree with that statement. Don't get me wrong though... But then I wouldn't be me. I wish I could give everyone I've read my strength, my optimism and even, honestly, my naivete that I'm bound for something MORE. But I can't. And that sucks hardcore. So I wish all those people good luck finding whatever it is they're looking for. And remember there is someone out here worrying about you... And cheering you on.
7:04 p.m. - 2010-11-06 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If it looks like a Ginkgo and sways like a Ginkgo... I have a Ginkgo tree in my back yard. All the leaves fell off of it the other day and I missed it. Typical. My sister said the leaves just kept falling and falling... Figures that I missed it. If you don't remember what a Ginkgo tree is from biology class my teacher called this tree a "living fossil" because it dates back to prehistoric times. That's just silly. Because if they have the same leaves, bark and height then it goes to show that the one in my yard is PROBABLY a Ginkgo. Which makes it even cooler because now I SEE them whenever I'm walking... I had no idea that my neighborhood was this interesting. I guess you CAN learn something new everyday. 1:47 p.m. - 2010-11-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What I'd be like on crack...I think... I am crashing off my high as I write this entry. This morning I drank a Vault. And I never want another one again. I was so goofy and wired that I was cracking people UP. Plus it's not very tasty. Sorry makers of the Vault. At least the day seemed to fly on by. I was like Speedy Gonzalez. Except without the accent. Or the AWESOME hat and tiny moustache.
4:41 p.m. - 2010-11-04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho get out of my USA shirt before you jinx the country and it breaks apart... I might throw up. Sarah Palin thinks she's influential and all powerful. I'm not upset that the majority of people voted into office are Republicans... It's their turn to screw up the country. I'm queasy about the fact that this country has so many people that are brainwashed by a pretty, charismatic face. A face that's completely void and lacking ANY morality. I need to go to the bathroom now. Blech. 9:31 a.m. - 2010-11-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cut the bullshit!!! Cheating is for cowards. Plain and simple. If you want to get out of a relationship then just GET OUT. I HATE all the psychobabble that infers that it's also the cheatee's fault that their partner cheated. Only in the fact that they picked jackasses and skanks to love. Grrrrrr.
11:41 a.m. - 2010-11-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow. Didn't expect THAT. I handed out candy last night for the trick or treaters. And I ran out in 42 minutes. I came outside and literally saw wall to wall people. It was ridiculous. I went through 15 bags o' sugary treats like nothing. WHAT!? And let's talk about the people who use BABIES to get free crap. Especially in this cold weather. Buttheads. Those babies probably weren't even THEIR babies. Guess that's what I get for living in a nicer neighborhood. No. Next year if I run out the kids are getting veggies. Okay probably not. I don't want to get egged or have a doggy bag of poop on my porch. 12:32 p.m. - 2010-10-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I almost visited Oz yesterday!! I got caught in the torrential downpour yesterday. I was walking across campus and all of a sudden... WHOOSH!!! It rained so hard and fast... The funny part? I looked like a drowned rat... That's how crazy hard the wind was blowing. Luckily we didn't get any of the tornadoes that alot of other states had. I didn't even have anything disappear and fly away. Well I should say lucky for the town. I did look like I was face down in a gutter for a bit. Stupid freaky weather. 11:15 a.m. - 2010-10-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's what I said. Why am I on this kick where almost anything someone says is followed by me saying "That's what she said." I can't stop doing IT!! I'm laughing right now because I could literally place it after a line I JUST WROTE! There's something wrong with me. Seriously. 6:42 p.m. - 2010-10-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay. Who replaced my mirror with a funhouse mirror? I got the pictures from Homecoming that my friends took. And I am going back to counting calories and fat grams ASAP. HOW is it possible to lie to yourself so heinously!? Stupid pictures. But I shouldn't be so worried... I heard that cameras add like 60 pounds to people. I'll just have to make sure people stop looking at me through camera lenses. Stupid cameras.
1:59 p.m. - 2010-10-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm older and I have better insurance. i don't want to be working right now. HOME. On a Saturday night. What's WRONG with this picture? It's called my stupid jobs and how in the past couple of days I've been home about a total of three minutes. Well that's what it feels like anyway. Once upon a time I would've rather DIED than miss a party or not go out on a weekend night. Not anymore. And the scary thing? I'm okay with that. At least for the moment. 6:39 p.m. - 2010-10-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! I live in a new neighborhood. A hood where apparently every single person in town(about 20,000...give or take a thousand) will be bringing their children to trick-or-treat next Thursday. Which is why there is approximately about a gazillion LARGE bags of candy residing on my counter. Thursday is going to be SOOOOO much fun. I LOVE messing with the childrens. Well not in a creepy way of course. Sickos. 10:23 a.m. - 2010-10-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can I punch a commercial in the face? Is it election day YET!? Because seriously, I can't take much more of these idiotic campaign commercials! Do they tell us what the candidates will do to help this country? Nope. Do they tell us what the candidates platform is? No siree bobbie. Are these commercials slanderous and pretty much full of crap? Of course. Do people seriously believe any of the crap said in these commercials? Not any of MY peeps. I might just have to throw a "Thank-the-lord-election-time-is-OVER" party. Come on November 3. Sassy want drinkies. 4:49 p.m. - 2010-10-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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